Bear Tier List
By Advaith Adav Vasudev, 6th Grade
Grizzly Bear - Grizzlies are very cool types of bears, but they are very average and there is nothing that really stands out about it. I have nothing to really say good about them, and I have nothing bad about them to say either. How averagely run-of-the-mill can you get? What do they have that other bears don't? What can I say except D-tier?
Panda Bear - Man, pandas are nice aren't they? Fat, lovable creatures indeed. They munch on bamboo stalks and they just chill. I can respect that. Plus, they have a really cool pattern that makes pandas look like their eye bags are holding a bank's worth of money. Laziness is something to respect. However, they have a pretty bad setback. No noise. C tier quality work.
Polar Bear - Polar bears are ruthless. In a snowstorm with a mayonnaise and egg sandwich on white bread, they are unstoppable animals with nothing in their way. They are extremely cool. The only thing is that whenever I go to the zoo, I always see polar bears so depressed in the summer looking so hot. If you're familiar with "We Bare Bears" look at the stack. Anyway, B tier.
Koala Bear - If you open up a dictionary, and you search up the word, 'ugly', you find a picture of a koala. They are nothing special, they just munch on eucalyptus, in trees, with no patterns, and no noise. Koalas aren't particularly special in any way either. They have a pouch like a kangaroo, they are Australian like emus, unique fingerprints like chimpanzees. Is there anything they didn't copy from other animals? F tier.
Teddy Bear - Take the same dictionary you used for the koala and look up the word, "purity." I think you see what I'm getting at. Named after an American president and a hero, and are the cutest thing in the world. They are a representation of Valentine's Day, a day for love. They come with so many varieties. I once saw a 96-inch teddy bear. What bad is there to say? S tier quality.
Black Bear - Black bears are basically brown bears but better. They are small, they have personality, they're not deadly. I once saw a video of a zookeeper that was playing fetch with a black bear and he was so happy. Plus, they have the power of camouflage, which I respect. Black bears are so underappreciated, and I like them. A tier is what they deserve.
Water Bear - These are the worst organisms in the history of the world. These live in water and are the smallest animals in the world. They remind me of a pig and a centipede and an ugly vase combined. Also known as tardigrades (worst name ever) are extremely small animals that live in your moss and that scares me so much. They are creepy, crawly and easy to hate. Water bears are so bad. Automatic F - - - tier.
To Summarize,
F - - - tier: Water Bears
F tier: Koala Bears
D tier: Grizzly Bear
C tier: Panda Bear
B tier: Polar Bear
A tier: Black Bear
S tier: Teddy Bear
S+ tier: This Article